A hero from a hero?

From Defamer:

Dania "The One Who Drove AJ Soprano To Suicide" Ramirez will join Heroes as a series regular. (Hey, she's got mutant experience from X-Men 3.) While her "powers are being kept under wraps," producers are rumored to still be deciding between superhuman Rollerblading skills and the ability to make the world's most delicious sandwiches.

National Bingo Night

I will admit right now that I only watched portions of the last half hour of ABC's National Bingo Night on Friday. I can usually pick up on a game show's rules with the same amount of attention. That's how I picked up the rules to Deal or No Deal, 1 vs. 100, and that haphazard Show Me The Money. I couldn't tell you anything about this new show aside from, "There were some colored balls, some other balls with letters, numbers, and arrows, and a bride and groom walking down the aisle."

More disturbing than the insane setup of the game was one female contestant. She was a heavyset woman sporting a fanny pack she wore on the front. When the time came to ... uh ... do something that would help her win money, she would ... ahem ... reach down and rub her fanny pack vigorously. Not helping matters was the camera that would pan down and zoom in on the hot, hot fanny-pack-rubbing action. I hope ABC has the decency to fine itself rather than wait for the FCC to respond to that lone complaint from Granny Highpants or the Moral Police.